(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.
Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...
by HounmanBT November 7, 2019
Get the Shrink flood mug.Oisin flood is known to be the biggest fridge,bender and sometimes gives hand jobs.He usually goes overing the top.He heats up his milk.#fuckingweirdo
by Alexstark2005 December 6, 2019
Get the Oisin Flood mug.by Alphamale72 September 1, 2020
Get the Jack Floyd mug.by Youthful_chick September 15, 2021
Get the Skylar Floyd mug.Pink Floyd, S+ tier band (NO ONE WILL CHANGE THAT OPINION)
Best album: Ummagumma
Worst album: The Dark Side Of The Moon
based band :dilmour:
Best album: Ummagumma
Worst album: The Dark Side Of The Moon
based band :dilmour:
by GGP9201 September 21, 2021
Get the Pink Floyd mug.flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account
Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
by liuquil November 15, 2021
Get the amazon flood mug.putting glass, stomach acid, and pure shit into a blender, blend it up and swallow it like theirs no tomorrow
by the that is @@@@@ September 5, 2022
Get the the flordia throat mug.