Flabert

When you lose Fortnite and your mom drinks orange juice at the same time.

Oh Flabert

by Jfkdjaksd October 22, 2019

Flake

Noun: Ernie
Definition : Ernie / someone who agrees to do something and bails out either last minute or "on purpose by accident".

Example One: "We were supposed to hang out, but he flaked."

Example Two: "I told her to wait a good two hours and then pulled an Ernie on her."

by 213bree January 8, 2021

Flake-nation

1. One associated with a larger group of people who flake out

2. When you swipe right on an online dating profile and the match does not respond to the first message.

I matched Karen and she didn’t respond to my message. She must be part of that flake-nation

by BerkshireBoyBand January 22, 2021

flakez

A sexy man who gave kids condoms instead of christmas on april 25th he used to give kids condoms :')

Hi do you know flakez

So you are a virgin?

by Flakez March 20, 2021

flake

say you're not going when your friends make plans

"nah i can't go to the party next Friday"
what a flake

by gemataur October 23, 2022

Woodstock Flakes

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.

Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"

by J-Here April 21, 2010

nipple flakes

The crust off of nasty nipples

I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later

by stoniebolony April 15, 2016