Macramatic Fever

Macramatic Fever is caused by the chromasomal-displacement of exotic nucleic acids within human DNA, and it causes the integrally challenged patient to suffer from macramatic fever, where the non-stop weaving of intermediary level macrame objects d'art. More of than not, the patient will have gained a C+ or even B for art classes in junior high, a somewhat critical juncture of a fledgling artist. In the more pronounced cases of Macramatic Fever, the patient will weave their toes into complicated cords that eventually immobilize the body. If left alone for extended periods, sufferers of Macramatic Fever are often found expired in a highly restrained environment.

Even though Cindy got a "B" in art class when she was 14, it was not high enough to escape the clutches of Macramatic Fever upon her return from Borneo. She had woven a cocoon around herself, hoping she could emerge a butterfly. But this was not to be. The papers said she was found dead in her London flat, her feet and hands bound together in an extremely complicated knot created by own exquisite macrame skills.

by Vorlon007 October 30, 2016

Crane Fever

when you are overly obsessed with playing that crane game where you win stuffed animals/prizes

Kristen: where's debbie?
Emma: oh she's by the crane machine again..

Kristen: STILL?! oh my gosh she has a serious case of crane fever

Debbie: GUYS LET ME JUST BORROW 50 CENTS
Margaret: NO DEBBIE YOU HAVE CRANE FEVER

by BOOOOORAHHH October 12, 2010

CoD Fever

An excuse made so that someone can stay home from school/work and play a newly released Call of Duty

Guy 1: "Hey man. Where's Joe at?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? He got the CoD Fever pretty bad"

by Disease 61 November 08, 2010

gay fever

That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.

Was there a discount at the gym this winter? I've got a lot of gay fever this year.

by GWMcL October 15, 2007

Colonial Fever

The reverse of "jungle fever." A person of color lusting after a white person.

Jose has Colonial Fever; he's trying to jump Becky's bones.

by BrichesNhose April 18, 2011

Pageant Fever

Pageant Fever is the feeling one gets when she has an extreme desire to compete in a pageant. She is most likely a former title holder (winner) and has been out of the game for awhile. Watch out for women with pageant fever, they will most likely at least place in their next pageant.

Mary has pageant fever, you might not want to waste your time competing against her.

by Gazelle40 July 02, 2011

teenage fever

something that describes teenagers. the feeling you get when you get when you're chillen with friends on a summer night, riding with the windows down without a care in the world, or when you get to be with the person you've always wanted. it makes you feel like you're in a john hughes movie.

" he makes me feel like teenage fever when I'm around him."

by bbyv24 October 15, 2017