Ferret

The male version of the cow insult.

I really hate Adam. He's a ferret

by Rock Hard School Bully January 11, 2026

fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

Michael Ferrer

SWAG in human mode.

Grant: I wish i was Michael Ferrer, he's so cool!
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.

by redissexy0602 October 14, 2011

Caz Ferreira

Typically a young American actor, singer-songwriter, or model.

Kid1: OMG! I'M RECORDING A SONG FOR ITUNES!!!
Kid2: Can you stop...your not Justin Bieber or Caz Ferreira.

by Laura Nesbitt October 26, 2011

mollie farrell

Noun. Young idiot who frequently tells fibs and is commonly known to cry when watching childish shows.

Guy 1: Did you cry in finding nemo?

Guy 2: No.

Guy 1: I saw you, stop lying you mollie farrell!

by Mollie is a spastic hawk January 12, 2012

toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012