fanny cock

when the axe wound becomes so damaged it starts to resemble a run over cat, pouring pus and jellyfied semen around the badly stacked kebab lips. Blue waffle may also become apparent.

wowsers that fanny cock looks like a bad day in bosnia!

by angrypirate33 June 9, 2016

fanny wedgie

When a girl stretches & her knickers get stuck up her vagina .

By the way Jane is playing with her Crotch she looks like she have had a fanny wedgie !!!

by Boss Mann G July 8, 2018

Fanny Enzo

She belongs in a museum, cause her name a'might have never been used by any other person than her

Fanny Enzo is a weird funny girl

by StoteAlcibiade333 October 17, 2019

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

Fanny Tran

Taking a ride on the fanny tran is when someone is ignoring you. You turn your back to them so they can see your fanny. It is basically your ass transit.

Jon: Hey Stephan
Stephan: *turns back*
Matt: Jon, your taking a ride on the fanny tran!!

by Snifferpitz June 9, 2009

Fanny Nugget

The solid waste that is passed through one’s anus; shit.

After two days of constipation, I dropped the biggest fanny nugget. I haven’t walked the same since.

by P0PKULTR September 29, 2019

fanny cream

The juice that flows out your vagina as you have an orgasm... otherwise called squirting.

'i just emptied my fanny cream on your chest'

by Juicycracks July 2, 2016