female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

female illiterate

the misconjunction of knowledge on the way women think

"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil

by The KEk September 9, 2018

female poop

a piece of solids coming out of a females' butt. smels rank.

Emma ran home and launched a massive load of female poop into the porcelain throne

by sthbath June 1, 2019

Female Crush Friday

A Crush on a Female You Like

My Female Crush Friday is Beyonce

by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019

female erection of sadness

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas

hey im going through my female erection of sadness :(

by ilyguelas April 23, 2019

Female's liberator

An instigator who likes to divide the two sexes on bullshit they've pushed as stuff that matters in life. Female's liberators don't even want females being happy (even if it's without a man), they're too busy preaching about every little thing that they claim caused their own unhappiness, and are desperate to claim to be a female's savior and heroine.

The female's liberator dedicated her pain filled life to trying to cause much commotion and division between the two sexes, to the point that every male and female would argue more than their mothers and fathers over things that mattered even less, and every day would be a battle of the sexes, her dream come true even if nobody else would get to live theirs (despite all her preaching about other people being self-serving).

by Solid Mantis August 22, 2019

Female Lady Person

A female that is a lady but is also a person

Dude look at that hot female lady person over there

by LilOne36 October 5, 2019