alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.

Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"

by QuacksO June 7, 2021

glandcanyon extreme

Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'

Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.

by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

Extreme sledding

Extreme sledding is when you tie a sled to the back of a truck and get pulled around on it.

Last weekend my buddys and I went extreme sledding and we got up to 55 mph with me on the back.

by ThePatriot1991 February 19, 2010

The Extremely Goofy Moovie

The Extremely Goofy Moovie is a movie that is extremely goofy. I mean for fucks sake

Bitch 1:“Do you want to watch the Extremely Goofy Moovie?”
Bitch 2: “Fuck off sharon I was never friends with you.”

by Darood McSansterm June 5, 2018

extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 30, 2021

An extremely strange human being

One who is different from others, and is found quite strange. An extremely strange human being is sometimes called a raven.

Look at that Raven over there, they seem to be picking their nose, they are an extremely strange human being

by popcornidiot May 10, 2021

extreme edging

To Extremely edge one must be "edging" so long that their pelvis is tingling and their scrotum is inflated, and they then release all of that monster cum so hard and fast it puts a plane engine to shame.

"Woah dude, I did some "extreme edging" last night and smoked my mother with it..!"

by Spookykun March 28, 2024