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Extreme Sport

A difficult, high pressure activity, often under time constraint, with potentially catastrophic effects if it goes even slightly wrong. Examples include: Doing your homework as the teacher is collecting it, trying to fairly split food with your sibling, and deciding among 15 other students who shares with who when there are only 7 bed-like surfaces in your assigned cabin.
Friend 1: Oh, did your mom question you about why we needed the gasoline?
Friend 2: Yeah, that discussion was an extreme sport alright, you don’t want to know!
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extreme backpacking

When you put random inanimate objects in your partners butt for fun, with no lube.
Dorothy and I are going to try out some extreme backpacking this weekend. Would you like to be apart of the insertion?
by Matt42490 May 4, 2018
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Extreme-o

When one is struck suddenly with the urge to go #2 in an awkward setting and needs to find a bathroom immediately.
After the sorority wings eating contest I had to go extreme-o so badly but there were too many people in the sorority house and I had to go across the street to the freshman dorm to find an empty bathroom.
by I<3Tiz June 28, 2009
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Extremely Wet Fart

You Need To Go To The Toilet When You Unleash This!
Extremely Wet Farts = Bathroom Needed To Resolve
by picklespickleduckducks December 20, 2023
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Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
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extreme darren

To act like you are a distant relative of a sporting superstar, then sgout everyone Pimms
You were such an extreme darren last night
by Ahn Do December 10, 2020
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SpiderMonkey Extreme Air Sports

The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!
by Weil February 16, 2019
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