Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022

Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.

Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.

by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019

Evan Ring

Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.

Dam we are looking like an Evan Ring, that's gay!!!

by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017

Matt Evans

Sickest awsomest Man Alive!

Thats so cool. Not as cool as Matt Evans!

by FiddleMan October 20, 2008

Evan Alexander

Likes pen spinning, he is gay

Person1: Who is gay?
Person2: Evan Alexander

by ImNotHimBTW November 2, 2019

Evan Williams

Plays ping pong and loves to complain

Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"

by britt12342 June 5, 2019

ben evans

The man that may not be the hottest guy livin'... But can kick everyone's ass in all of the different art types. He draws, paints, and gets the pussy on the first date.

Girl 1: Did you ever hear of the new Ben Evans in town?
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked

by ILuVictory April 26, 2014