Ethan

A gay boy who has nothing better to do in his life and will always be a disappointment to his family.

OMG! Did you see that Ethan

by 198235512355Jakos June 16, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is an egg

He is half British and half South African

His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night

Yoh Ethan was here today

He was acting like an egg

by Witcher of excelsior •_• September 5, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is very humble and is good to hang round with, he has good style in fashion and has alot of side bitches. all the girls like talking to him when they do.

You know Ethan has the baddest bitches in the city.

by drakesghostwriter June 11, 2018

Ethan

An addict to the strip club, girls with ginger hair and the urban dict

Yo he is such an Ethan

by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

Ethan

A huge wuss who says he is tough but wusses out when the time comes for him to do something.

Hey Ethan wanna do this cool thing tomorrow?Ethan- "Yeah"/ (Next day) Ethan-waaaaa I don't wanna i'm scared

by Baring bot bop November 4, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.

“You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”

by Elog June 5, 2019

Ethan

Stupid nigger who need to hang himself

Look it’s Ethan the stupid nigger

by Dbdbrhrhffnfj February 6, 2019