Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings
Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire
by Niggaweinerman March 16, 2019
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Amazing hard working person the hottest guy you will ever meet The funniest guy In your class the one cracking Lots of jokes
by Posideonseagod September 20, 2018
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A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
Jenny, "Ew who's that?"
Stephanie, "That's Dylan."
by orgy4ever December 13, 2018
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A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.
Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan

Is he already with some other girl now?

Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
by golden fire29 August 27, 2019
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Dylan fucked her in the pussy
by Bigdick79 April 03, 2018
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Hes the person that friends would say hes gay but nah hes just an awsome friend, he would be one of the best friends youll ever have...
Alan: DYLAN IS GAY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DYLAN IS GAY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
by Bubbly10k October 27, 2018
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Is the sexiest person ever and u should send him titty pics
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