doobie doob

The smallest joint you'll ever see

"Damn that's one tiny doobie doob!"
"Yeah but it's some goood stuff"
"bruh don matter build another one."

by TheDude545 September 18, 2017

doob

A person who is unattractive. A person who has an unusual feature or features. An ugmo.

oh gosh, look at that dude he is such a doob!

by ZZZbaby December 26, 2017

doobiedo

Doobiedo means the realest nugga alive. Everybody know doobie.

Ayeeeee!!! das my boy doobiedo, you know you da best to ever do dis shit it right?

by Doobie da fool January 3, 2018

dooble dick

A stage the penis goes into after it has ejaculated and returns to being soft again.

“Hey corin, i’m sorry your boyfriend got a dooble dick so quickly. Maybe next time his hard on can last a little longer.

by vchutton May 6, 2018

Doob

An Australian slang word that means a hot chick.

"This party is shit where are the doobs at?" doob
"oi check that doob" doob

by OldFourNipsNeil May 8, 2018

doob

Someone who tends to be absentminded, airheaded, or just plain moronic; can be applied to someone who has made a momentary mistake due to distraction; essentially an equivalent to dingus or doofus

A conversation between two adolescents:
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."

by CastIronPan June 12, 2018

Doobie

A joint

Justin Is Going To smoke a doobie

by Will schrift July 15, 2018