baby doomer

Someone who looks cute but will fuck you up

Someone: Oh, he's so cute.
Me: Cute? He's a baby doomer

by babydoomer November 15, 2023

Dingle-dopper

When a fart falls out while you are dancing.

I was grooving and showing some moves when a dingle-dopper slid out!

by Dingledopperqueen November 20, 2023

Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Ok Doomer

What you say when Gen Alpha is acting up, because Gen Alpha is doomed as hell.
7th graders are reading at 4th grade levels and cannot read properly, and their equally degenerate parents are just as bad.

5 year old: “I’m outta town thuggin’ wit my rounds…”
Gen Z: Ok Doomer.

by AutisticBlackGirl January 5, 2024

dirty dooter

a “dirty dooter” is simply a vagina with shit on it.

“omg did you hear that alyssa wipes back to front?”
“she must have a dirty dooter”

by busterNYC July 4, 2024

dirty dooter

A “Dirty Dooter” is simply a vagina with shit in it”

“omg did you hear that Alyssa wipes back to front?!”
“she must have a dirty dooter”

by busterNYC July 4, 2024

r/doomercirclejerk

"r/doomercirclejerk" "r/DCJ" "DCJ"
1. A reddit community that claims it's centrist and claims it's goal is to mock trendy negative and pessimistic views, but has transformed into a rather rare example of a right-wing shitlord domain on the far-left cesspit that is reddit. This has led to the main point of the sub becoming mocking left-wing reddit communities expressing fear or distaste of recent political or world events.

2. A Dumpster Fire.

"bro, don't go to r/doomercirclejerk, it's full of MAGAts"
"thanks bro i thought it was full of hopeposting but it's just miserable conservative farts"

by Jaern1053 January 16, 2026