Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.

You're such a doodle port

by XaeroRamirez August 28, 2011

Crack-a-doodle-licous

Someone that is a tad bit messed up mentally.

Wow! I can't believe she did that. She is crack-a-doodle-licous!!

by DLS59 January 7, 2022

Doodle Bong

When you drill a hole from the urethra to the asshole and use the asshole as a cone piece and the urethra as the bong

I found this homeless bloke passed out last night so I turned him into a doodle bong

by trippy dippy September 8, 2025

Doodle Tear

A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.

Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!

by mark6321 August 17, 2023

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021

Doodle Bang

Doodle Bang is when to cocks meet and rub up against each other and turn red from it and that is doodle banging

He babe lets doodle bang tonight I'm feeling Frisky

by Third Dad July 6, 2016

Doodle

An intelligent, but also clumsy, silly, loveable, humble being. More so used with an animal you love.

That Hank is such a Doodle..

He is a Doodly Doo

by TheRumpleWoman January 1, 2022