dobbing

A mixture of dabbing and sobbing.

When you're in tears because you're life sucks so you dab the pain away.

I failed to get the grades to get into college, when I found out I was dobbing all evening.

by imagination.robber January 10, 2017

doober

1: a stupid fat person that needs his ass kicked because he is a jackass and get away with it but you cant get away with shit
2: a retard

chris is a DOOBER!
the person reading this is probibly a doober!

by smellingblood March 4, 2005

doobious

Suspected to be under the influence of marijuana. Characterized by dazed demeanor and thoughtful yet inarticulate introspection.

After his 15-minute break, Jay came back looking a tad doobious, as his manager realized before firing his ass.

by petrograd August 4, 2008

floober doobin

some one who acts like an idiot, smokes illegal substances, or is a noob at online games

"Hey you floober doobin, give me back my abby whip!"

"Stop huffin my crack you floober doobin! Thats for my after dinner snack!"

by Shtewkitteh June 16, 2009

Dobbins syndrome

Hails from the lack of ability to shoot, stay alive, or generally function in UT. No skill and no general talent what so ever and has the ability to kill one's own self at whim.

see hack and noobie

by lucifer August 19, 2004

doobedoo

A person with no sense that wobbles around town paying attention to no one but the voices in their head, a doobedoo is normally a slob/slothish person.

The fat guy staring at the light in the deep end of the pool is doobedoo.

Rush Limbaugh is a doobedoo.

by Capptain America be da man April 29, 2008

Dogbird

A sex postion where the woman slurps the man's sperm and then spits it back in the man's mouth
Can also mean a woman putting an egg in her vagina and shitting it into a man's mouth

'Yesterday I had some amazing sex, I got dogbirded'
'Damn bro I'm so jealous'

by dicelle March 13, 2021