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Divorce

divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere
I am sorry if you have divorced paents
by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023
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divorce

Ending of marriage where people tend to recklessly destroy things and forget what they gained & grew from in their partnership.
The "D" in divorce represents destruction ; Their destruction is indicative of their divorce ;
by TheAnonymiss February 27, 2023
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Divorced

Having beliefs that are inconsistent with rational thought. Divorced from reality.
Tom Brady is reaching new levels of divorced by giving up a sports commentator gig to try stand-up comedy.
by vuxedo voxel February 28, 2023
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Divitcide

A loss of life at the hands of capitalist interests.
I lost my wife to divitcide.
by Save Versus Capitalism March 8, 2023
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Divorce

Divorce what mothers do because of useless dads.

Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas
Friend: My parents got a divorce.

You: Welcome to the 50% fall where we are all miserable!
by anonymous March 12, 2023
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devot

a tribute or shoutout at the beginning of a book
“to my dearest marry, for all the good times we share” devot
by kbelayneh March 21, 2023
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Divith

An amazing friend, tough & brutal on the outside, but kind and generous on the inside. Absolutely big brained. If he needed to he would stick up for anyone, and pulls girls like a magnet. Even though many girls like him there is one girl who he will do anything for. He loves to pull all nighters especially with hot chicks n bitches. He has slept with more girls than you can count. Truly, never let go of him, cause you will only ever meet so many of him.
Divith is the Hottest kid around.
I wish Divith was my friend.
by Cubing Legend March 28, 2023
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