Desert Fox

A member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to "The Desert". Usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.

Me: Hey, my name is Montey.

Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.

Me: Iraq?

Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.

by abramm24 March 26, 2009

deceptacon

Ever seen someone (a stranger) from behind and at a distance and thought, "Man, She/He is HOT!!!!" ?
Then suddenly have that person turn around around and realise that they are TOTALLY NOT????

That person is a "deceptacon".

Man, check out that hot chic over there. Hold on, OMG she's a total 'deceptacon'.

by HDD May 24, 2007

Desert

Someone says a Joke which isn't funny, instead of saying DRY you say DESERT which is dryer than dry

What do you call a fly that cant fly? A Walk...... Desert!!!

by mark muff April 7, 2008

desertspoon

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

by S_t_G April 15, 2005

Desert Vista High School

It's like tolly gay

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

desert vista high school

by herpherpderpderp September 27, 2010

Decepticon

A misused or misinterpreted emoticon.

Last night was really fun!!! :| <- Decepticon
Grandma is in the hospital! :) <- Decepticon
I loved the perfume you got me for Christmas!:S <-Decepticon

by Snichols77 December 31, 2011

Semi-Decent

only half dressed(like panties and some other main artical of clothing) usualy in the prosses of putting cloths on or off

i'm so fucking imberised! Steven walked in on me only semi-decent the other day!

by raith the speshil friend October 8, 2005