Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024
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Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.
Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?
by The Hylander July 20, 2018
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Chagos Deal

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.
Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!
by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025
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milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024
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Deal

Could mean literally anything. Could describe a person, a thing, a situation. Popularized by radio shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge.
Hand me that deal over there. That was a fucked up deal. I took Monica out and next thing I knew she was tugging on my deal. Mike was involved in a deal with Jim over those gimmicks. We got a simulation kinda deal happening here with that deal.
by McGillicutty Mandingo Jones February 12, 2017
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one more deal

A Cuphead FanFic Made by a great artist named KarlaDraws14. It has Cherry Soda And Sea Tea as the main characters, and in true Cuphead/Mugman fashion, they make a deal with the Devil
The One More Deal Fanfic is great in my opinion.
by TheRealMugman October 7, 2020
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Racing Deal

A dirty deal that has very little chance to have a positive outcome. Or, a choice made by one person to spite another within the very murky lines of the law. (Particularly that of racing; that both parties must accept the terms of racing, and that all racers must accept the outcome of one another’s actions (dirty racing))
“Cale Yarborough went for a gap that was going to disappear, and Donnie Allison threw a block That was almost certainly going to wreck someone if not both of them. At the end of the day… it was just one of those racing deals.” Youtube: The Most Important Race in NASCAR History Deserves a Closer Look: The 1979 Daytona 500 time: 8:45
by MAXX_ATTAXX_101 July 7, 2020
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