Hardcore Dancing

What stupid emo/scene kids think is moshing. They spin-kick and fight the air. They don't actually fight, to even touch someone else in one of their perverted mockeries of a mosh pit is frowned upon. It's really annoying when you're moshing at a great show, and some stupid emo runs into the middle of the pit and starts "hardcore dancing." It's an embarrassment, it really is.

Stupid kid hardcore dancing: WHOO, YEAH! I LOVE MOSHING!
Kid skanking to the side: You wouldn't know what moshing is if you were thrown in a pit and caught in the middle of a Wall of Doom.

by DJ Loomis February 14, 2010

Green Dating

Green dating is the act of recycling an old flame. This can be due to a dry spell or the amount of time since the relationship ended has been enough that the reason for the breakup doesn’t seem as important/terrible. Therefore you reduce you time on the market, reuse an ex-lover and recycle them into a good-enough-for-now option...until something better comes along.

Kerry: So, I heard you are dating John again…I thought you said you couldn’t stand him

Betsy: Yeah, but I figure he can’t be as bad as I remember, and since I don't have any decent new prospects I have resorted to green dating to get me through the cold winter!

by sallylabets January 5, 2011

Jelly Dancing

Form of dancing similar to the traditional Belly Dancing usually involving persons of a larger stature dancing alone in a club wearing clothes commonly found at Baby GAP.

There was a lot of Jelly Dancing going on at the club last Thursday. There was no room on the dance floor, but at least it was 25 cent nacho night.

by JR Boofus January 29, 2012

Hand dancing

A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate

I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef

by professional penis sneezer July 23, 2012

Residential Dating

When a guy ONLY wants to "date" a girl in the privacy of his/her home.

Residential dating involves a guy and girl spending time together at his or her place and never going out on dates in the public.

Residential dating is fine for already established couples, but is inappropriate for 1st, 2nd or even 3rd dates.

by The Dating Guru December 13, 2012

omnidirectional dancing

It's like dancing but when you move you can feel forces, unexplainable forces, moving you in every direction possible.

However, it's more than that. These forces are uncontrollable; they move your body and mind into a state of euphoria, making you feel happy in your soul and your pants.

"See that? That's omnidirectional dancing, right there."

by The Filth February 6, 2013

rabbit dancing

When two people engage in the act of sexual intercource

John and Jane were rabbit dancing all night till the neighbors knew their names!!!!!

by Sunny Bunny October 5, 2013