Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

Coos(ê) Cushion

The lady version of a cock block.

I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.

by JediMasterMorrow March 24, 2022

cushti

see kushti

very cushti

by klidenengro February 13, 2004

Cishet Ace

A word created by exclusionists to remove asexuals from LGBTQ+ spaces. It's supposed to mean cisgendered heterosexual asexuals while in reality asexuality is it's own valid orientation and the gender of partner doesn't change that.

An asexual person can be heteroromantic or can belong on a spectrum (eg. demisexual) and lean towards opposite gender attraction while still being asexual and therefore having experiences inherently different from heteronormative ones.

"Cishet aces aren't queer."
"I disagree. Aces dating people of opposite gender are different from straights simply because they're aces."

by MrsMika July 29, 2021

Cunt Cushion

A male or female friend who acts as a shield against a woman to whom you're not attracted in the slightest.

Oh my god, that chick that's been staring at me all night is coming over to talk to me, but she's sooo not my type. Quick, I need you to be my cunt cushion!

by The Ent August 29, 2010

a la cushy

An interjection of pleasure at something thats easy to do with great reward, or an easy task.

Crack addict: Where do you reckon i should go out theiving for my daily bread?

Dealer: I find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

Cushion

A fat woman.

A spoiled, overindulged girl or woman with a sense of entitlement.

I never liked fairy princesses or any princess of folk tale lore because they were vapid spoiled cushions.

She's such a nasty little cushion, always demanding her way.

by Lil Ringo April 25, 2014