Kentucky Crystal

When in the act of oral sex the man spits on the females pussy licks the spit back up and gargles the mix of the pussy secretions and salivia before spitting it once again on the females sex organs and repeating the act several times while saying Crystal. The male can finally stop when the female can understand the male and that he is saying Crystal then smacks him in the face, unless her name is Crystal.

Sean says "Dude what happened to your face?"
Alan "Last night I was giving my girl the Kentucky Crystal and..."
Sean "Oh I see, Martha was not impressed huh"
Alan "Not at all"

by ~PK💋 March 1, 2019

genesis crystals

the currency in genshin impact which you can use to exchange primogems

genesis crystals are also bought with real money.

person one : "damn i need more primogems"
person two : "same, i spent all mine on the weapon banner

person three: i have 69,400 genesis crystals, c6 xiao here i come!"

by -t0fu January 30, 2023

Spiritual Crystal

A non clear stone with Crystal properties, and the ability to store Spiritual Energy, that glows when lit by a light source.

The Spiritual Crystal glowed brightly. In thanks to the custom ring setting it was placed in, designed by the Creator and Owner of Renaissance Jewelry.

by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023

Virgil and Crystal

Means them being too weird fucks, bothering their friends on roblox...

YOO, Have you seen Virgil and Crystal, they were killin' cassie

by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019

Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019

Cristamufasa

A Cristamufasa is an urban legend. Thought to be a specter, the Cristamufasa appears when you are really drunk and proceeds to: Drink all the alcohol in the area, shuffle and has rarely been seen to make conversation about electronic and dance music. All descriptions about this entity are vague as everybody is very drunk at the time of encounter, but all of them state that the entity looks like a short person.

Yo! Did you just see that Cristamufasa drink all the vodka!

by Mister DS June 12, 2011

cristab

A slang word used to replace any other word in a sentence

Cristab me that salt shaker G!

by HoboGoblin October 2, 2013