by hamzahbob May 14, 2018
Get the craig the hedgehog mug.A millipede who sadly passed away on November 1st, 2024. In his time alive, he was sick as hell and super fucking cool. His death was most likely caused by brain injuries from being dropped from severe heights. Rest in peace.
Person: I heard something happened to your pet. What happened?
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.
Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.
Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...
by TomaterNater November 30, 2024
Get the Craig mug.Girl- Oh, I thought that guy was a Craig when I said that hilarious thing about the hitman. I didnt know what I was saying. I would have never said that if I knew what I was saying.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020
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by StraightGay46 October 29, 2019
Get the Craig mug.Okay, here's a funny Urban Dictionary entry for "Craig":
Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
"I had a date with a Craig last night. He stood me up and then texted me he was fucked at the pub.'"
by Undying_insomnia June 8, 2025
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