crab mangoon

A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋

I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.

by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021

crab tamalinator

When you open a crab on facetime and shove the Tamale up your cavity filled teeth, whilst jerking off.

Ryan hasn’t brushed his teeth since he moved to maryland, and he showed me the crab tamalinator.

by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

slaper crab

slaper crab is yt

you are subbed to slaper crab? same!

by Rbfroyo May 11, 2022

Throwing the crab

When a neurodivergent person greets another neurodivergent person by shaping their body like a crab. Similar to random noise greetings by neurodivergent people. This is also how neurodivergent people test new people.

I wasn't sure about the new group of people at the party, so i tried throwing the crab. I immediately found another neurodivergent person and we hung out away from the normies.

by Girulem March 17, 2022

Crab's Cunt

noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.

This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!

I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.

by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

Crab Walker

After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !

by Mr. Rude April 30, 2021

Cum Crab

When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.

Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.

by Bambamjimmyjam May 6, 2023