This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!
I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
by Jerk of Iron May 27, 2021
The aqcuisition of a phishing scam that posts on a friends social network advertising some amazing thing but after you click the links, posts spam to your homepage and sends your personal info to a third party.
I was on Facebook and this APP posted on Jenny's page that said you could see who had viewed you profile, but it turned out to be a scam. I feel dirty like I caught a case of digital crabs.
by Captain Underpants III January 22, 2011
Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner
by Turtle_Monkey March 28, 2016
when you put your legs through the sleeves of an oversized sweater(upside down), then put your arms inside of the sweater, pull the sweater over your head and crouch down
by nugget in a blazer November 18, 2018
When you open a crab on facetime and shove the Tamale up your cavity filled teeth, whilst jerking off.
by ya boy the average kid August 08, 2022