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Rodeo Cowboy

A male is going to town with a female from behind, making sure he has a firm grip on her. At this point the male will yell "RODEO!", and a group of his friends bust out of the closet and turn on the light. As the female screams and attempts to flee, the male must ride her like a cowboy, shouting and screaming "YEEHAW!" while a friend with a stopwatch times how long he will last.
Check out this rodeo cowboy. He lasted 15 seconds before she bucked him off.
by pdc1301 January 26, 2017
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Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.
by Motieman June 2, 2021
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Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.
by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021
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weiner cowboy

Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut
“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”
by NightMan420 February 26, 2021
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Cowboy Drag

When you are not really about the ranching lifestyle (i.e. waking up at 4am, feeding the pigs, herding cattle, plowing the fields, etc.) but you love to wear and culturally appropriate the fashion.
April: What was Diplo wearing?!?! Was that a big belt buckle?

Matthew: That’s “Cowboy Drag.” He’s been doing it since Stagecoach!
by djpr3mis September 14, 2019
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cowboy hunter

Cowboy Hunter is a nasty freaking kid who likes old black women. He breaks peoples pencils and leaves bruises on them.
Black girl: I'm in love cowboy Hunter #yeeyee
by Michael😄 June 16, 2016
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Cowboy Thermometer

"Horse testicles in the newest RDR serve as a kind of cowboy thermometer"
by Kregritt October 25, 2018
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