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Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.
Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.
by bloodbath428 May 5, 2006
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Cookie Puss

A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.
Please google pictures of Cookie puss
by johannajojojo November 21, 2010
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Off cookie

basically cookie cookie but instead of a cookie its a black male
the group of lads played off cookie
by lil bish bish March 28, 2019
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Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021
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Vagina Cookie

Vigina Cookie
/vēgina kōokie/
Adjective

1. A Cookie that is produced by the use of ingredients or products of a vigina.

Synonym: cookie, vigina

Noun
1. Someone who has the characteristics of a vigina and is small and soft like a cookie.

Synonyms: cheese, chafe, tube
Dude, he looks like a vagina cookie today.
by Spheed January 10, 2017
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cape cookie

Cape Cookie is a term for astronaut groupies in the 1960s that often found their way in the the beds of said astronauts.
Gordo: Hey Al, what happened with you and that Cape Cookie that you took back to your room last night?
Al: I showed her how to land my rocket.
by Kyler999 November 4, 2019
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Vampire Cookie

"i love vampire cookie"

"omg so do i"
by fagforespressocookie October 17, 2021
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