Shocker Collar

A collar that wraps around ones neck and waist and has two sharp dildos. One big one…for the butthole. And one really tiny one…for the urethra.

“While working as a dominatrix Barbara would often times use the shocker collar to humiliate and entice her clients. The large dildo for the ass was always expected, but the small dildo in the urethra was always a real shocker”

“Michael, why are you walking so funny?”, Jeff asked.

“Well Shannon used the shocker collar on me last night and now I’m bleeding out my peehole”.

by Norman Lilith Mavis-Morticia February 5, 2022

White Collar Erotic

When someone is SO hyper elite in business environments and meetings, people of ALL management levels and seniority are intrigued by and want to work with them.

Dan: Man, I love having meetings with Patrick, literally EVERYONE in the meeting listens to him and does exactly what he says. He could get anything he wants done.

BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.

by Mike109999 August 7, 2022

White Collar Brosef

A close friend to bounce professional ideas & problems off of. They are not your mentors, family members or investors, so this distance allows them to give you sound advice, while keeping a tone of friendship, trust and objectivity.

Dan: Ugh, I just got off an investors call, Chris cited his mentor 3 times.

Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.

Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.

by Mike109999 August 15, 2022

White Collar CockBlock

When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.

Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.

Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.

Dana: Uch, Preach girl.

by Mike109999 August 15, 2022

Green Collar Worker

The Mexican version of a blue collar worker. These usually classify Mexicans with green cards working in the the USA RAHH. Typically found outside Home depot and on occasion Lowe’s. Offering services such as agriculture, landscaping, carpeting, plumbing, and in some cases construction.

“Ya my dad works as a Green Collar Worker. He does Landscaping for a golf course”

by Redacial August 7, 2023

Blue Collar Unicorn

A lady that works a blue collar job. Often beautiful, but will outwork the men around her.

I work with a Blue Collar Unicorn... She used to be a cheerleader but now she can lay a perfect weld.

by Puddinpop98 October 11, 2023

Needle Dog Collar

The poky sensation you get in your shirt (particularly in your collar) after getting a haircut.

Guy 1: Shit this sucks, I just got a haircut and now I have a needle dog collar. It itches!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!

by SentimentalDad667 May 8, 2014