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Cleveland Coconut

Get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. Have the girl jerk your dick off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your asshole. You then jizz into the coconut water (Keep in mind she is fingering your asshole the whole time). After jizzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your asshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and jizz with her shitty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.
Noah, how is your new girlfriend?

She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.

Man, that's super sweet!

She also let me Butter Munch her!

No way! Is that it?

Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's
by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013
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colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
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COCONUT

RIDING A MAN WAIST LIKE A COCONUT LIKE HOW YOU WRITE ON A PAPER THE WORD COCONUT YOU DO THE SAME TO HIM
Man I’m trying to spell coconut tonight but this nigga acting up
by Helping you fellows out July 15, 2019
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strollin' for colon

"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"
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pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs
I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.
by Dr Mo November 24, 2009
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