Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.

Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!

by Neilanie August 23, 2016

coconut hair

It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them

Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts

by iamkeebler August 8, 2016

Coconut

Racial slur used to describe an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person who, either has black or brown skin, or who identifies as an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person in Australia; who acts assimilated and as if they have forgotten their traditional cultural heritage. Referring to dark outside and white on the inside.

Jeez that Jacinta is such a coconut, she might look like a blackfulla, but inside she is all white.

by WhoLooksStupidNow October 2, 2020

Coconut

The sexiest fruit ever. Also means woman’s breast.

Can I see your coconut?

by RiceCow December 17, 2017

Shea + Coconut

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I have to keep washing my hands every hour due to my job, so in order to keep them healthy and balanced, I grab Shea + Coconut and feel better about my hands not being damaged.

by ashfree November 25, 2021

Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019

Coconut

A person born in the US or Canada with South Asian background. Looks brown from the outside but white from the inside. Supports White and Black immigrants but wants the government to ban immigration for South Asians. A coconut will try to blend in to White or Black culture and will often criticize and hate South Asian culture. A coconut will carry hate for brown people more than a Black or White person can. A coconut will always believe that South Asians are the worst kind of people and will find anything to degrade them.

-She does not like to date brown dudes even though she is brown herself.
-She is a coconut person.

by Love for all Hate for None January 17, 2023