Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

Coat Fake

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.

Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.

by Comas Yada December 11, 2008

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

coat-tails

A parasitic person who claims other's social, political or military success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to each other.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

sweat coat

Clothing made of sweatshirt material with a zipper (referred to as a sweat jacket sometimes).

Can you grab my sweat coat?

by bellybean08 March 3, 2024

Baymax Coat

Used to describe an inflatable coat

I am wearing my baymax coat because it’s cold out

by TheRealStoneWall January 15, 2024