Clicks

I don't get those.

Hym "I don't get clicks. Nothing I do or say has any relationship whatsoever to getting clicks. There are no clicks here. I'm in a 100% click-free vacuum. You get clicks. I don't get clicks."

Clickist "Well if you don't get clicks then something-something non-sequitur!"

Hym "YUUUP! Something, something non-sequitur, bud. You're exactly right! Your brains is real good and almost as good as mine."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Click

Click is when a dick is so small it looks like a clit

So click indicates to (clit+dick)

Or also known as dit

Lmfao that dude has a click I wouldn't fuck around with him

It can be used as an insult : dude shut up you ain't got no dick all you have is a click

by Pazershinghu July 8, 2019

Pen Clicking

When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.

Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!

by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024

Click here to change your handle

When your on Urban Dictionary and feel the need to change your username whether it be annoyance, it growing old, people making fun of it, wanting to spice it up or many other reasons.

Guy: I think I don't like BigFatChunkyHairyBalls as my username anymore considering all of my family is seeing my definitions
*Opens up handle.save.php on Urban dictionary*
*Clicks Click here to change your handle8
Guy: How about I change it to supaman?
Guy: Oh, it's taken
Guy: How about 342942340240234?
Guy: Yippee

by q1z September 13, 2022

click bait

A fake promise where you want one thing and get another (The internet rn essentially)

Youtube
How to make blueberry pie
You Finally found a recipe
*Plays video of lady showing her double deckers*
Oh... this is click bait.... *unzip es pant*

by UmmOkTy December 27, 2016

Click Type Enter

The three things you did to get here.

"To search something simply click type enter!"

by TransPanCapybara December 31, 2023

Writer's Clicks

When a writer stands up after a long period of writing and all of their joints click.

Person 1: "Hey what was that sound?"
Person 2: "Oh sorry I have writer's clicks."

by Underscore101 June 17, 2021