Carson

Bitchass , alcoholic , son of a bitch

Hey who’s that ?

That dood Carson .

Oh no .

Let’s go

by Oignait.24 April 20, 2020

Carson’d

This is when your cock can’t get hard or when your cock goes floppy in the act of sex

“Aoife why are you crying””my boyfriend Carson’d on me”

by Adam Uey April 22, 2020

carson :)

A kind guy with a huge heart. Will make you feel loved and respected. You will want to create a future with a carson. they are trust worthy and great listeners. They are always willing to stand up for you. They have your back 24/7. You may get in a fight every now and then. They are stubborn but deep down, they are soft. They will always apologize for things that weren't their fault to try and make it better. Although they seem perfect, they will hurt you. They will go behind your back and make you feel unwanted. They aren't worth your time. But you will always love them

-whos that new guy
-oh, that's carson :)

by idk1010 April 30, 2020

carson

the bestest person you could ever ask for in life. he has the best sense of humor and is usually always goofing around. he has a good music taste and always knows how to cheer you up, but in the weirdest ways possible.

if you ever like a carson, keep him (please). he is so amazing and kind. he's very honest and trustworthy. thanks for always listening to me faggot, i love you.

keep your carson and never let go.

carson is so fast. zoom

by sofieisfastzoom May 4, 2020

carson penis

A niggas penis that is so damn fine

Carson penis is so fine

by Harambedanig June 7, 2020

Clarkson

Don't even get my started on this suburb.
The eshays in this suburb are next level 'mad cunt'. Just one side glance and they're beat the living shit out of you, and then steal some shoes from the shopping centre. The eshays here are so next level, they aren't even scared of the police station down the road.
Aside from the eshays, the bogans here are also next level. They like the take matters into their own hands, and become the police, you think you can do burnouts in their streets? Ha... you can.
But break into their houses, and they're fucking stab you in the face and eat you alive. They're like that sometimes... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anywhooooo
Never get on a bus there either by the way, there is a 45% chance you'll sit on an unborn child... if ya know what I mean.

'ESHAYS BRUAH'
'Goddamit the eshays are in Clarkson again'
'YOU GOT THESE IN A SIZE 10 BRUAH?'

by Your Local Perth Guide September 6, 2020

Carson

Carson is a boy who seems so nice and caring when you first meet him. You'll fall in love very slowly and he will give you a great amount of attention. Once you've seen that side, he'll get more caring when hes your boyfriend and then it will all change. He will see more girls who are way cuter than you and cheat on you with them. He will keep running back and blame you saying that you are running back but don't worry, as long as people know about the relationship, you'll be fine.

A boy named Carson did this to me and I gave him 8 chances. If any of my friends notice this, HIII!!

Girl 1: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT!!
Girl 2: Oh god, don't go near him. His name is Carson and I heard he broke a girl's hear 8 times.
Girl 1: 8 TIMES?! Well, maybe he's changed..

Girl 2: DON'T TAKE THE CHANCE!
Girl 1: Why not?
Girl 2: Go ahead then, don't say I havent warned you..

by ponygirlalt September 8, 2020