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chompypig

1.Giant manwhore and the king of sexual harassment,likes to rip souls out and rape them

2.A short midget pig obsessed with bacon and sexually harassing people
1.that chompypig is such a manwhore
by manwhore mcslutpig October 24, 2013
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chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.
I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.
by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013
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chumpampion

A chump who acts extra chumpy in a condensed period of time. Winning them the combined title of chump and champion.
Today, Sarah fell three times, failed her math test, and put raw chicken in the microwave. Winning her the title chumpampion.
by Baby hands April 22, 2014
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Chump

Easily fooled person who usually sleeps in way too much and consumes a ridiculous amount of food. Extremely lazy and /thinks/ is cool but is really 100% chump material. Goes for terrible teams like AFA instead of CBF, is very likely to steal someone's netflix account, claims to be good at things like coding and cookie decorating, and manages to break about 30 phones in less than a year.

Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping
Bro 1: Dude, did you see Bri eat that whole bag of pretzels in the back of class?

Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.
by Sigabiz December 26, 2014
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CHUMPKIN

It's what you call a fat dwarf with big tits; usually called Lee
"look at that chumpkin"
by Xew May 14, 2015
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Chump Dump

When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?

Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 28, 2015
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Chumpkin

When a male masturbates while sitting on the toilet defecating.

This word combines the word chump with the word blumpkin.
"What is taking him so long in the bathroom?"

"He is probably giving himself a chumpkin again!"
by E.S.Shveltzy July 24, 2015
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