chew your face off

get fucked and smoke weed

lets chew your face off tonight boys

by ireallyreallydontknowwhatimdoi June 13, 2014

Chewed Bubble gum

Either a small section on a man’s ball sack sticking out of his fly, the wrinkled skin resembling a chewed piece of gum.

Also, a very worn out vagina who’s labia have become so stretched and disfigured it looks like a wad of chewed bubble gum.

1. “Hey bro, did you sit in chewed bubble gum?”
2. “No mam, my fly is part way down.”
1. “Ok, kinda looks like that hooker’s chewed bubble gum pussy lips!”

by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021

Brew ‘n’ chew

An event with brings together a small group of ex-work colleagues over alcohol to discuss our lives, workplaces and the world in a safe, non-woke space usually at a bar or relaxed venue. Chatham House rules apply.

“Man, when is the next brew ‘n’ chew? Have I got a story for you about Peter’s new girlfriend…”

“I can’t make it to brew ‘n’ chew tomorrow lads, the misses is making salmon for dinner!”

by CrusaderAAA August 3, 2022

chew glass

Dealing with something difficult and painful

Expression: I heard some say I gained weight when I’m on a diet, I’m gonna chew glass

My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass

If I had to pick between Ana de armas

Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass

by truelove00 March 5, 2025

Coal Chew

A type a person that’s brain is dusty like coal and chews a lot of food. High odds of being a goofy Jitosaurus also

Stop being such a Coal Chew u fatty

by DaPhatBoi August 8, 2024

Chew head

Somebody who uses chewing tobacco alot.

That guy is such a chew head.

by R. Econ March 2, 2009

chew-weenie

best motha fuckin rapper in the game!

"yo you know eminem?"

"yeah hes pretty good"

"CHEW-WEENIE is better"

by datchew July 27, 2011