Cheapsky

A very cheap cigar, usually associated with Swisher Sweets or White Owls.

Yo dude, lets go to the GS and pick up some cheapsky's for this party.

by MikeDow June 19, 2009

Cheaptain

Irish session, sessiun or seisiun players/musicians who play traditional Irish music but don't get paid. Irish musicians who sound like The Chieftains but are not.

Christ, we're sounding so good, we'll call ourselves "The Cheaptains."

You're playing that button so well, you sound like a Paddy (Moloney) Cheaptain.

by ciaran41 December 7, 2009

Cheapstone

Nickname for for Keystone beer, given since it is much cheaper compared to other beers. It is also lower quality beer.

I'm broke so all i bought was cheapstone.

by rockchalk89 July 8, 2010

cheap thief

One who Commits a felony in order to steal unvaluables.

The cheap thief commited a robbery but only made off with 50 dollars in change.

by DA price is right October 30, 2010

Cheapah

A hooker that is not worth more than 50 dollars. They have AIDS..and stuff.

Dang, I don't want to splurge for a good hooker... I'll get a cheapah!

by Singing Sparrow April 15, 2011

Cheap Skimper

A general term used to describe the person at fault when an immediate gratification is not delivered according to plan.

A cheap skimper is the parent who wouldn't buy you a new toy, the week before Christmas (when you were 7). A cheap skimper is the co-worker who orders lunch with you; knows the food will be delivered and refuses to tip.

Me: "My fries aren't in the bag! I do NOT feel like going back there..."

You: "That cheap skimper!"

by CheapSkimper June 4, 2011

Cerphaffalum

Noun: A hectic situation that evokes an anxious mental state.

The zombie attack caused a cerphaffalum

by Pneuticater February 14, 2013