Deadliest Catch

the act of going to the supermarket buying crab meat and old bay , and a sailor hat. Then go home to your old lady open her legs spread the crab meat and spread the old bay on her bush. fish for the crab meat with your face and you'll have the dealiest catch of the day. The hat will let them know whose captin of the poop deck.

get crab meat spead it on her roast beef with old bay on her bush wear a sailor hat and cast out. it will be the deadliest catch of the evening.

by skip muldoon August 8, 2008

catch the vapors

A quaint euphemism for flatulence

I say, I certainly do love this broccoli salad but I fear I shall catch the vapors.

by DonnyO December 15, 2013

Akiva Catch

When someone makes an impossible catch.

Can be used either to describe it or shouted when the catch is made.

Mr. Friedman walked into class and an angry black girl threw a desk at him. As he caught it his class shouted "AKIVA CATCH".

by Cocasian June 30, 2010

Baseball catch

To grab a cigarette with a friend, used mainly when a person who you want to keep you habit a secret.

For heaven's sake, don't forget your mit! or just say you're using your friends mit...

Yo Jon! Wanna have a baseball catch? Ma, I'll be back in a little while.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

fishermen's catch

The act of bending over a aquarium or body of water and inserting a fish on a hook into the rectum of the participant and the partner then reels in the fish in as its flops out, the participants than take home the fish, grill it up and enjoy.

My girlfriend hates fishing but she sure loves the fishermen's catch.

by The Queen of Chaos October 11, 2017

Catch 44

The opposite of a catch 22.

A win-win situation.

Example 1:

Friend 1: "I went to McDonalds and the girl working gave me a free apple pie, then on the way out I found $10".
Friend 2: " OMG that's such a Catch 44!"

Example 2:

Girl: "I decided I wanted to learn how to play the electric guitar. Turns out my sister's BF and and my new BF are both sick guitar players".
Sister: "Holy shit that's such a Catch 44".

by GregoryGetsTheGirls September 28, 2017

catch the vapors

to get smoked or schooled by someone.

You gonna be catching the vapors in your riced-out piece of shit while I smoke you in my Mazda RX7.

by Nick D May 28, 2003