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Cheese Hands 

A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.
" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."


"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."

Cheese Hands by East Bridge March 30, 2009
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Cheese-kun 

The official Japanese mascot for Pizza Hut. Cheese-kun is yellow and has three legs. His arms are two basic flaps and slanty wears a black hat.
Pizza Hut must sponsor Code Geass in someway; Pizza Hut here and there and even Cheese-kun showed up.
Cheese-kun by KatBap September 25, 2008

Cheese Roll 

When someone fingers you whilst eating a cheese roll
Did you hear Sam cheese rolled that girl?
Cheese Roll by CheeseRollin December 25, 2018

Cheese Grease 

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.
"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.
Cheese Grease by grouseking December 9, 2008

Cheese chair 

A toilet, usually a less desired and hygienic one located in a public place.
After that barbeque, I really need to use the cheese chair, man!
Cheese chair by Butt Doc April 10, 2010

Cheese plop 

The antagonistic act of abruptly and forcefully applying one's bare anus to another's bed pillow. Very common in college fraternities.
He's sure to have very brown dreams after we cheese plopped all over his pillow.
Cheese plop by blankenschmidt April 13, 2010

Cheese Cup

when you fart into your hand and shove it into someones face
Bob: Hey Steve guess what
Steve: What
(fart)
Bob: CHEESE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Ahh Fuck You
Cheese Cup by theGINGER5100 February 14, 2012