Bearded weirdo: Yuppy poser that frequents cafes wearing a scruffy beard ,a feminized shoulder purse,tight jeans,finger nail polish,total closet case that has bi-polar tendencies to either shoot heroin or suck dick,favorite activity is playing hide the salami with bros
Bearded weirdo":So what do you think of President Obama"?
Wigger;He's a tool,a puppet,a fucking joke,look how many Zionists,Wall streeters,Israelites are in positions of power
Bearded Weirdo:That's Uber not cool,there's no room for racism in the new age,i happen to love Obama
Wigger:That's because your a fucking idiot
Wigger;He's a tool,a puppet,a fucking joke,look how many Zionists,Wall streeters,Israelites are in positions of power
Bearded Weirdo:That's Uber not cool,there's no room for racism in the new age,i happen to love Obama
Wigger:That's because your a fucking idiot
by Burningwreckage July 15, 2016
Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.
Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.
by Super-Extra August 01, 2007
Beard cheese.
The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.
The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
by DanK6501 November 04, 2017
Ridiculous phrase primarily used as a mythological reference, but often associated with retarded phrases or ideas.
by Canavan October 12, 2004
When you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.
- "Aww dude, look at that guy's beard! I bet that guy is awesome."
- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."
- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."
by jackapoe March 31, 2010
when somebody in a military grows a big bushy beard while serving as infantry personnel. it is a symbol of status in the infantry. if you have a combat beard, it shows you have been on duty for a while, and have probably seen some action. it is often accompanied by a backwards baseball cap and sunglasses.
girlfriend seeing his boyfriend after service: What is that on your face?!
bad ass guy: Its my combat beard.
bad ass guy: Its my combat beard.
by taterfrickintot May 21, 2010