murder buddy

Your friend that you would call if you just murdered someone. Someone who is always there for you no matter what.

Knock em dead murder buddy

by MLouPeach October 11, 2017

spit buddy

A person who you feel close enough to be completely comfortable with their spit, use spit to clean them, don’t gag if stray spit comes your way when laughing.

Brian is my spit buddy.

by LunaFlicker February 13, 2018

Popsicle buddy

A small tube containing frozen water, food coloring, and sugar by which children may consume as a snack or treat. See freezie. May also be refered to as a P-Buddy.

It's hot, can I have a Popsicle Buddy?
This P-Buddy tastes great.
At the park, Timmy had a popsicle buddy while sitting on the bench.

by uncledusty September 11, 2010

Blasting Buddy

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy

Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.

by Rickzilla June 10, 2015

Tornado buddy

A large person you can hold onto in a tornado.

Your partner is so fat, on the bright side she would make a great tornado buddy.

by Kar bear May 22, 2015

quarantine buddy

Someone who occupies your time during the COVID-19 quarantine. (Also see friends with benefits, fuck buddy, could also be just a friend. Really what ever you want it to mean)

Want to be my quarantine buddy? Don’t make me spend this time alone.

by Taybo93 November 15, 2020

Shower buddies

Friends who shower togather

Were shower buddies

by Weasel4040 October 7, 2016