The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian May 31, 2012
Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine
Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin
Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics
Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin
Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics
by Bradreecee76 April 16, 2019
Yo, your Brad Party was fucking lit.
by XxWarcriminalxX April 26, 2021
Getting absolutely wasted beyond any normal reason, losing your phone and promptly going to revs until late Sunday afternoon.
Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.
Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.
by Fire grilled skirt steak March 25, 2023
by Hispano04 January 29, 2020