Bingo Bling

A cheap type of jewelry, fake gold, fake diamonds. The type of stuff an old lady would wear to bingo night.

Check out that girls bingo bling. Looks like Mr. T's sister.

by Cole Ostamie August 16, 2009

article bling

A citation or link to an article in a social forum used to advertise social, cultural or intellectual capital.

"I like how you prefaced that cool article bling with a teaser citation."

"Nice article bling bootie."

by shadyladyk February 11, 2010

Triple Bling

A term for having/using 3 weapon attachments in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

"Hey dude wouldn't extended mags, silencer and FMJ be awesome on the same gun?" "Yeah but you'd need triple bling."

by XL Ling March 29, 2010

Account Buying Amateur

Someone thats buys a UMG/GB Account and thinks their high tier. These people spend up to 100 dollars on Accounts to acting like there good.

"Jukestr: Im so high tier"
"Me: No your not"
"Jukestr: How many earnings and trophies you have?"
"Everybody: JUKE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT"
"Jukestr: Shut up 50 dollar chall"
*Juke plays chall drops 2-10 on host*
"Jukestr:My mom was yelling at me rechall"
"Everybody: YOU SUCK U BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT IDIOT"
*dms sketchy on twitter*
"Jukestr: ill send u the paid for this tourney user?"
Me: PaypoZ
"Jukestr: SENT!"

This is why juke is a Account Buying Amateur.
Still to this day he says he did not buy his account

by cod umg accont March 27, 2015

ding-a-ling bling

The act of bedazzling the male genital region with crystals and bling.

Honey, what do you think of my ding-a-ling bling?
It's sooo cute!
Just trying to make it prettier for you!

by Nat88 March 19, 2012

Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.

I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

by QuacksO August 8, 2018

boing boing bling bling o yea

1. A thing u can say when a really hot girl walks by
2. When something good happens
3. When something great happens

1. "hi josh." "BOING BOING BLING BLING O YEA"
2. "yes, a B on a test, boing boing bling bling o yea!"
3. "BOING BOING BLING BLING O YEA, I WON THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE!

by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006