Birthday

Every time it’s your birthday you get one year closer to death. People celebrate that your getting closer to dying and give you presents for it.

Happy Birthday Michelle ! Your turning 87!

by Maria_mashy May 20, 2018

Charles Darwin's birthday

February 12th. The day that people who know that the theory of evolution is a fact celebrate and work to educate people about evolution and to fight creationism which is a false and harmful view of the world. To believe in creationism is similar to believing that the world is flat.

lets celebrate Charles Darwin's birthday.

by Deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010

Keaton's Birthday

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.

Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already

by RealAmericanNinja October 26, 2011

Hungarian Birthday Bash

The act of having sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman,who is in the act of labor,when you yourself,pose as a doctor,deliver the baby,then put it back in the woman's vagina,head first.Then have sexual intercourse with the baby inside the womans vagina.

That's as messed up as a Hungarian Birthday Bash.

by Doinyourmom. January 14, 2011

birthday month

Due to scheduling conflicts and belated responses, when gifts continue to be given in recognition of ones birthday over a lengthy period of time, sometimes as much as a month or more. A really great occurrence that stretches ones birthday perks out indefinitely.

Mike: hey, why did the boss buy your lunch today?

Sue: For my birthday.

Mike: I thought your birthday was last week?

Sue: it was, but it's my birthday month.

by Pamann April 21, 2011

Birthday deal

A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.

"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann

by Supermanxx123 March 18, 2008

Mexican Birthday Cake

When you send someone (who is in jail) a cake with a file in it

Pedro got busted for mastubating in public and was put in jail. So his best friend John sent him a Mexican Birthday Cake

by Pedro_Salty_Ballz August 8, 2009