u-bender

Where you take a shit and its so heavy or fast it goes round the u bend and disappears!

Did you have a good shit?

Yeah it was a u-bender!

by WiganLad88 May 1, 2016

Bush-Beater

Someone who constantly "beats around the bush".

Mom: "You know Jess...why don't you like him? What did he ever do to you"! ?
Jess: "He's a fucking bush-beater...can't ever be just a simole "YES" or "NO". See how simple that was"?!

by Abby+Gromm April 7, 2017

sender bender

when you wake up, knowing the inevitability on the day. decide to grab whatever alcohol you can find, and just send it.

I've never seen Philip when he isn't mid-sender bender.

by Everydayisendit September 12, 2017

nigg beater

a dildo that is also a drill and bazooka

I took out my nigg beater

by piplup99xx May 6, 2018

Buzzer Beater Genius

A person that procrastinates so much that they often land in situations where they are practically guaranteed to miss a deadline or completely fail their project, only to miraculously succeed in their last-minute action with flying colors.

"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"

by TheSiegeMachine March 24, 2018

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

market beater

A person who likes to beat the market.

#1 Warren Buffet is a market beater. #2 Dude you are such a market beater.

by tequila guy April 12, 2019