Beef Bucket

A large vagina.

How do you expect me to get you off if you keep slamming that giant dildo into you Beef Bucket every chance you get.

by Barakus October 14, 2013

Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015

beef thief

A man who wears pants that are too tight.

Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."

Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"

by print humor August 19, 2009

roast beef

Hawt tasty vagoo that i'd love to suckle and play with all night long.

Contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big tits, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.

When she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i jizzed myself immediately.

by hunglikehuang February 28, 2009

King Beef

pure sex. with great hair.

"king beef has amazing hair"

by Henry Koal October 22, 2008

beef shield

A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.

Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.

Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*

by pixie meat December 15, 2008

beef cup

To give someone a beef cup, place your hand around your anus, fart into it, and throw the fart into someones face.

as in: My boyfriend loves to give me a beef cup in front of his friends.

or: Who needs an alarm clock? I have a hot beef cup to wake me up in the morning!

by loudmouthlisa September 7, 2005