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sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.
I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.
by 91169 September 14, 2016
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Idle banter

The freely spoken gibberish of those still free to gibber.

"Wordplay of the unemployable"

Not to be confused with idle worship.
They heard some idle banter coming from the speakeasy.

Oh, not again Brian.
by ThreeMetalMonkey November 21, 2018
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Sheboygan-bāiter

A person who chokes their chicken while choking themselves all the while thinking they're smarter than everyone else in Wisconsin.
I believe generations of people in Sheboygan, WI were born in a pumpkin patch as a result of thousands of years of Sheboygan-bāiter
by James Westen December 26, 2018
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Human Bacterial Frappuccino

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.
"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."
by Apecreature November 14, 2019
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Master baiter

Master baiter- a master of baiting
Ex.
SS- what are you doing step bro
SB- nothing really just baiting this meat up
SS-oh wow thats hot thats hot your really a master baiter
Master baiter- a master of baiting
Ex.
SS- what are you doing step bro
SB- nothing really just baiting this meat up
SS-oh wow thats hot thats hot your really a master baiter
by Im a pedophile December 12, 2019
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Bantersaurus

A person who uses old Jokes Repetitively to create a reaction that has been over used.
Charlie Russell: yer but i am a legend mate.
Anyone else: mate your a Bantersaurus.
by Redborn Flat 1 May 22, 2010
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Turkey Baster

Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.
Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.

Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.

It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
by two lips April 20, 2010
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