Batman

A deranged rich orphan who fights clowns and has sex with women who role play as cats

I am Batman.

by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021

batman

The act of getting highly intoxicated and on the car ride home sticking your head outside the window and start screaming BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.

Driving home from your wife's baby shower after becoming intoxicated and screaming out the window Batman.

by Givenone March 14, 2014

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

Batman

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.

Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔

Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(

by cooldude909 February 10, 2024

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023

Batman

My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx

Love from me and my Goons ❤

Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself

Batman is the greatest friend I've ever had

by The Goddamn Joker September 16, 2021

Batman

IM BATMAN

Jimmy: "who are you"
Batman: "Im Batman"

by Tits are my dinner August 17, 2023