bank statement

(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.

(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.

Person 1: "Shoot!"

Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away

Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!

Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?

Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!

by Don't use your real name!!!! May 1, 2010

Lloyd Banks

when his album drops I'm sleeping outside of Sam Goody and purchase two copies of dat' nigga shit. March yall look out for ny man, Banks is on fiya!

"The only way I catch blueballs is if a bitch got blue lipstick"

by Andrew Johnson January 14, 2004

banked track

An oval surface for skating or bicycle racing. Original roller derby used such a surface. The pitch or angle of the curves decreases the centripetal forces created by the object in motion. Size depends on the type of race occuring on the track.

The speeds possible on a banked track far out pace those on a flat surface. As the pitch of the turns increases so does the speed potential.

by Bitchy Kitten aka james jones July 6, 2008

word bank

A Walrus as described by a five year old. Made popular on this reddit thread: /r/funny/comments/1yd0y5/my_five_year_old_got_a_couple_wrong_on_his_arctic/

The joke got old fast, and now no one is laughing.

Check out this newborn Word Bank!

by not_rlemon February 23, 2014

Lloyd Banks

the realest one in g unit mAy i add though that he is the most sexiest also along the vet JAY and his partner in crime dame!!

fine ass man!!!!!!!!!!

by MRS. $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 BANKS November 13, 2003

paul banks

A rather sexy man from a rather sexy band

paul banks is a pervert.

by so what? March 6, 2005

Paul Banks

Well-read. Well-spoken. Likes to pretend. Likes to watch people. Probably doesnt understand how handsome he is, but most likely knows his talent and further future potential as a great musician..

Paul Banks pretends like no one else to try to control himself.

by Cherry August 22, 2004