bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023

Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.

I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.

by adolfnigler January 4, 2023

little power bald

A small man who’s proud and bald - William

omg grandpa is such a little power bald

by mel bel July 16, 2023

Bald

David's Head.

When your head is shinin' from the sun.

Being bald is crazy. That head is shining. Bald behavior. Being Bald immediately gives you negative rizz.

by David'sBald August 22, 2023

Bald

Martin is bald

Bald matiiiiin

by matinnnn August 31, 2023

bald soniasm

bald soniasm, we praise bald sonia 🥺🥺 ALL PRAISE BALD SONIA YOU HORNY BITCHES!🛐🛐

Girl1: My religion is bald soniasm. Girl2 Whats that? Girl1 WE PRAISE BALD SONIA BITCH

by danganronpa lover December 5, 2020