badger farts

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.

Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.

by scodder May 18, 2010

bader

A gamer and fun to hang out with. He's got a lot of energy, but can still be serious when times call. He'll give you great advice. Incredibly enjoyable to game with.

You're such a bader

by Alphayo March 23, 2019

Naughty Badger

A naughty badger is when a very old man with white pubes has sex with a younger woman who's pubes are still dark in color.

She only wanted grandpa for his money, but they still did the naughty badger!

by Tester256 July 24, 2009

Rusty Badger

This phrase has no apparent meaning, however appears to be of a sexual context no matter how it is used.

Go on, get your rusty badger out!

by xiTz Sparky June 4, 2010

kiss of the badger

when one allows onself to go flaccid during anal sex and pees in their partner's anus

Daniel totally gave the whole Cobra Kai dojo the kiss of the badger when he peed in their butts last thursday

by kotb September 30, 2007

I'm here for the badger

An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered

Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!

by Frank bonestorm October 12, 2005

Bagel-Whore

A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.

Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.

Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.

by Sno-kween December 28, 2008