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It is without a doubt the best shopping district in St. Paul, but that's like being King Shit of Turd Island i.e. St. Paul is not the sheek, in-vogue, stylish shopping area that Minneapolis thinks it is. But to Grand Avenue's defense, it does not try to be. The street fits the personality of St. Paul very well: modest shopping ranging from small boutuiques to J Crew, a lot of friendly town pubs, expensive-but-not-too-expensive cuisine, and a lot of friendly, family owned establishments.
The street's most famous event is Grand Old Day. Grand Old Day is the biggest one day drink fest in the MidWest, where 50,000+ twenty and thirty something yuppies and townies come and get belligerent. Every year there is State Fair quality food served, expensive domestic beer distributed, various up and coming local bands playing, and a good time had by all.
Grand Ave. is the perfect mixture of big city convenience and small town friendliness, it is common destination every weekend for families, friends, and strangers and will undoubtedly remain so unless they keep putting awful restaurants like Brassa in.
It is without a doubt the best shopping district in St. Paul, but that's like being King Shit of Turd Island i.e. St. Paul is not the sheek, in-vogue, stylish shopping area that Minneapolis thinks it is. But to Grand Avenue's defense, it does not try to be. The street fits the personality of St. Paul very well: modest shopping ranging from small boutuiques to J Crew, a lot of friendly town pubs, expensive-but-not-too-expensive cuisine, and a lot of friendly, family owned establishments.
The street's most famous event is Grand Old Day. Grand Old Day is the biggest one day drink fest in the MidWest, where 50,000+ twenty and thirty something yuppies and townies come and get belligerent. Every year there is State Fair quality food served, expensive domestic beer distributed, various up and coming local bands playing, and a good time had by all.
Grand Ave. is the perfect mixture of big city convenience and small town friendliness, it is common destination every weekend for families, friends, and strangers and will undoubtedly remain so unless they keep putting awful restaurants like Brassa in.
Hey dude, we are fifth graders in St. Paul, what else are we gonna do besides walk around grand avenue?
I want to take her on a date, but don't want to spend the money it takes for a night on the town in Minnepaolis...grand avenue here I come!
let's start drinking at 9 a.m. for grand old days!
I want to take her on a date, but don't want to spend the money it takes for a night on the town in Minnepaolis...grand avenue here I come!
let's start drinking at 9 a.m. for grand old days!
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better known as "the Avenue" or some people might say "we on the avenue". the longest road in washington DC, located in uptown but it extends throughout MO County, MD. intersects with most of the neighborhoods uptown.known for drugs, gangs, prostitution, but it is especially known for their parties.
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Three albums to date - Sounding the Seventh Trumpet, Waking the Fallen, and City of Evil - with the latter being, so far, the best of the three and taking on a new style. The abscense of screaming, maybe...
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Three albums to date - Sounding the Seventh Trumpet, Waking the Fallen, and City of Evil - with the latter being, so far, the best of the three and taking on a new style. The abscense of screaming, maybe...
Synyster Gates can bang out some REALLY good solos. If you've never heard M.I.A. from City of Evil, you have never heard the meaning of skill. Seriously, this guy is fucking nuts.
Moving along now. Acknowledging the 'sellout' claims... The other two albums have nothing on City of Evil. Just because Bat Country is a fucking kickass song and people agree doesn't mean the band is suddenly shit, and if you think that you seriously need to get a fucking life and do something with it instead of bitch and complain about how a band's talent has suddenly gotten exposed.
Avenged Sevenfold, or A7X, is a really, really kickass band and anyone with any musical taste will agree.
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